Woman behind bars after police catch her speeding 3 times in one hour

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/06/2016 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

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On a stretch of Interstate 81 in VA, where the posted speed limit is 70, she was clocked at 93, 97 and 94. At least she’s consistent.

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Shane MacGowan's Teeth > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:48

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Why is that on KXAN?

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:49

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In....Virginia? She can kiss her arms, legs, and first born goodbye.

Berang > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:50

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Broken speedometer?

Or ... waht

CounterTorqueSteer > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:50

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GOOD

Takuro Spirit > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:50

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Was she trying to outrun her weave?

HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:50

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The feels? Not found. Nuts to that lady.

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:52

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Batshit babe?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:52

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Truthfully, she might be even more consistent than the cop’s readings of her. I’m guessing speedo to “95" and held.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:52

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Kai Kitchen? That’s glorious.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:54

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Speed limit is 70 but traffic regularly moves at 85.

Shit gets real when you find yourself doing almost 90 up a hill with a semi on your ass

Mercedes Streeter > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2016 at 14:56

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Rekt. lol

interstate366, now In The Industry > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:56

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In other news, there’s apparently a section of 81 that isn't clogged with trucks doing the speed limit.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:57

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Interesting choice of a route to drive cross country, I’m guessing 64 to 81 to points beyond before heading west. Not the route I would take but hey to each his/her own. I’m guessing the state troopers noticed when they saw her flying past all the truck traffic that is routinely doing 75-80.

Tekamul > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 14:57

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Wait - the first cop busted her twice 41 minutes apart when she’s going 90+? HOW FAST WAS HE GOING?

Seriously, though. She’s toast. VA is going to issue a tuition sized bill to her.

7:07 > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2016 at 14:58

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Oh no you di'int

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 15:00

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Virginia - not even once.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Tekamul 07/06/2016 at 15:01

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Doesn’t matter. Don’t you know that it’s only unsafe for cars that aren’t government Crown Vics or Tauruses to speed?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 07/06/2016 at 15:02

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On a holiday weekend, no less. They turn up the enforcement to 11.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 15:03

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Party-vi > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 15:03

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Could not have picked a worse state for speeding. Wow.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Phyrxes once again has a wagon! 07/06/2016 at 15:08

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Yeah, not the best way to reach I-40 from Hampton Roads. 58 to 85 or 95 would have saved lots of time. But then this story would probably have said she's in jail in Franklin or Emporia instead.

ttyymmnn > Party-vi 07/06/2016 at 15:16

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Making good decisions doesn’t seem to be her forte.

-this space for rent- > Party-vi 07/06/2016 at 15:17

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I’m surprised she wasn’t behind bars on the first stop.

ttyymmnn > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/06/2016 at 15:17

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I used to live there. I learned to hate those blue-grey cars.

Urambo Tauro > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 15:17

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I would love to be a fly on the wall in that courtroom.

ttyymmnn > Tekamul 07/06/2016 at 15:17

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I’m surprised he didn’t bust her after the second offense.

ttyymmnn > Phyrxes once again has a wagon! 07/06/2016 at 15:19

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I used to live in Norfolk, right across the water from Hampton. There is really no good way to go directly west from Hampton Roads, unless you use US 58, which is a hellishly slow road. It’s a pretty drive, but that’s about it. I-64 to I-81 is out of the way, but it’s really the best way.

ttyymmnn > $kaycog 07/06/2016 at 15:20

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Paging McMike, McMike to the front, please.

ttyymmnn > Berang 07/06/2016 at 15:22

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I’m going with “waht.”

facw > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/06/2016 at 15:24

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I’ve never found I-81 to be too bad with that. Transitioning to I-40 was much worse, especially on the Asheville - Knoxville stretch, which is narrow and bendy to keep those trucks going extra slow.

Party-vi > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 15:25

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At least she is consistent.

facw > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 15:29

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I think we need to know what type of car she was driving? Can anyone identify what she’s sitting on?

ttyymmnn > facw 07/06/2016 at 15:32

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Probably not enough to go on here. That’s definitely a VA inspection sticker, though.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 15:41

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Man I got pulled over for speeding last night and the rest of my way home I hugged the speed limit

ttyymmnn > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/06/2016 at 15:46

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In 33 years of driving, I have never been stopped for speeding. Other things, yes, but not speeding. Knock on wood, I guess.

GasolineLollipop191 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/06/2016 at 15:52

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Exactly. You get one ticket or see a cop on a road and its kept at the speed limit. Maybe she thought they only give out one ticket per person per day?

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Tekamul 07/06/2016 at 15:55

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There is a 41 minute gap between the first 2 tickets, she may have stopped for food or gas or whatnot, allowing the officer to pass her.

Tekamul > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 07/06/2016 at 15:55

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That’s what I’m hoping for, but it’s less funny.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > facw 07/06/2016 at 16:07

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I’m going to guess Nissan Altima.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > facw 07/06/2016 at 16:11

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Difficult to tell. The car has alternate windshield wipers ( the kind that go | | to the edge of the window) and there's not much out there like that. Civic or Focus maybe?

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Phyrxes once again has a wagon! 07/06/2016 at 16:12

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81 to 40 was my preferred route to all points South and West. No tolls.

DiExMachina > facw 07/06/2016 at 16:39

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Her Butt. It is an old Company.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 16:41

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Guess she figured 3rd time lucky...

ttyymmnn > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 07/06/2016 at 16:47

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She figured wrong.

LongbowMkII > ttyymmnn 07/06/2016 at 17:11

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I64 to I81 to I40 to I10 is easily the most direct route Norfolk- LA

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 07/06/2016 at 17:21

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Makes sense, I’m used to going through WV on 64 then heading to points west, but my in laws used to live there.

ttyymmnn > LongbowMkII 07/06/2016 at 17:37

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I’ve driven from Austin to Norfolk many, many times. I’m done with Arkansas and Tennessee.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > ttyymmnn 07/07/2016 at 00:44

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Luckily the cop was cool and dropped it to seat belt violation